It may seem like an irony of fate, but I'm looking for a female. Due to my vast experience in searching for partners on the internet, I searched several websites for a female for my dog.
On one of the specialized sites, having sex is a serious matter for dogs, it recommends animals of the same breed, fecal examination and various requirements, if you follow everything Chico will only have sex in several months.
I placed an ad for him including a photo, and all the ads are very funny, the absolute majority of them are males, the descriptions go like this: "I'm 3 years old, my father says he's going to bring me a girlfriend and he never does" or the only female , but who is in another city: "Hello, I'm Pitty, a very docile and affectionate cocker, I'm 3 years old and I'm black and tan, I'm looking for a boyfriend. I live here in Campinas/SP. We can meet and who knows have something more. If you are interested in me, please contact me via the following email, which is from my mother Daisy:" (will he experience long-distance love?).
I died laughing when creating Chico's ad, I wanted to make one like the ones on Disponivel.com, adapting: "I'm Chico, active, 5 years old, dowry 19cm, thick, looks like a big lipstick, I'm looking for a female for just sex without financial involvement, I prefer it out of the way. I like doggy style sex" I could still take a photo of his member out, which hasn't been difficult to see in the last few days. But no, I did it the right way, it was very short, I think he's the type who doesn't talk about himself: "I'm Chico, Cocker Spanial, 5 years old, virgin, Aries sign, tricolor, affectionate and agitated, contact through email juniorfelipe@hotmail.com".
* all of Chico's photos are shy because he's afraid of the flash, and because I left my iPod in the office with several others, and also because I'm too lazy to take more photos right now.
If any reader of this blog has a female to mate with, it would be great, my dog is already 5 years old and really needs to mate, after all who doesn't?
