A surreal study carried out by psychologist Rita Strakosha showed that eating a lot of fast food and sleeping little causes people to become homosexuals. Titled “Modern Diet and Stress Cause Homosexuality: A Hypothesis and Potential Therapy”, she believes that poor eating habits and high stress influence someone else's sexual orientation. “Some studies show an increased rate of obesity among homosexuals. Gay, lesbian and bisexual women report higher odds of consuming sugary drinks than heterosexual men and women,” she said. The psychologist, who appears to have found the “gay cure”, states that cutting out this type of diet can “prevent the return of homosexual attractions”. “People who want to 'go straight' should avoid foods that can be disruptive before bed, such as heavy foods or fatty or fried meals, spicy dishes, citrus fruits and carbonated drinks,” she adds.
