Gays are tireless when it comes to customer service. They are stubborn and will do anything to get the object of their desire. One of the most challenging categories faces the biggest challenge: having sex with the girlfriend of the desired bofe in order to convert him. This is more common than you might think. I spoke to those who accomplished the feat.
Before embarking on an adventure like this, you need to have the slightest hope that the bofe fuels your approach. Today women (only the pragmatic and intelligent ones) are increasingly aware of their men's bisexuality. The fagot just wants to get a cone. But be careful not to fall in love and reap the biggest pain.
In reality, this dangerous game of seduction involves the risk of the pretty girl falling in love with you too. That will be a big problem, because dismissing a woman is always a very delicate and boring task to perform. They cling excessively, are possessive and even use blackmail (like crying) to soften your heart.
But it's worth it to feel the pleasure of tracing your friend's bofe. It's like the peak of Mount Kilimanjaro. Few gays will go through this in life and it really is a type of victory that raises anyone's self-esteem and proves to you clearly that persistence is one of the main characteristics of successful people.
When it's time for a threesome, don't hold back. With the couple you agreed to be there, don't act shy and make it clear what your focus of attention is. Start by seeing if the boss will allow you to kiss, then take the reins of the orgy and start following the sequence of positions. Try to distract the woman with a finger or a breast. They love it. Pretend a little affection.
With the boss, try to impress him with the best you can do. You need to be able to execute the double carpado twister perfectly. If everything goes as planned, this guy will call you or send you a message asking for a repeat – this time just the two of you.
As the majority of humanity does not have weapons of stunning beauty to catch the biggest fish, it is necessary to put your mind to think of the best strategy. Among the stories I heard, the one I considered most effective: get a girlfriend first and get closer to the other couple. In general, a closeted lesbian who takes care of the partner of her desired boss. Today, one of the most used tricks is to pretend to be dating a dyke friend to enter, with a little dignity, the world of impossible scams. It would be the perfect world for the two of you to get along and you find the man of your life.
Set up the circus. Trips to the beach or the mountains (now with this cold weather in the South and Southeast) are great excuses to go boating. Book the type of chalets that have room for two double beds. It is necessary to create intimacy before adopting a more aggressive tactic. Start by engaging in intimate situations, such as seeing the other person changing clothes or taking a shower. Try to address topics related to the body, about the nutrition he takes to be so hot or the meanings of his tattoos or ask if this brand of underwear makes the bird feel comfortable. Touch it, really take it, they like it, if they're vain, and it's no big deal. Even among friends this is common.
I'm not going to teach the Lord's Prayer to a priest, but in situations of drunkenness, disorder and uninhibited behavior, attacks are more likely to result in achieve the full objective. Uncle's tip: buy a hookah, women read this in a magazine like that and now it's kind of the sign they tell guys that they're up for a threesome with a man. Smart, they are giving in more and more.
If an unpleasant situation arises, pretend to be crazy and a victim of chemical dependency, negotiate a pact of silence and take the team off the field. It wasn't this time. But never give up.
Your name is perfidy
I finished watching the second season of the series "Damages" (the one about the closet lawyer's suicide). Here are the lessons of the lawyer and devil Patty
Hewes (Glenn Close):
1. Don't have children, only marry ambitious, discreet men who travel;
2. Never trust anyone, not the victim, not the witness, not the judge;
3. All conversations are being recorded or photographed or filmed;
4. When a case is desperate, blame the victim or seek an agreement, but bargain;
5. Tell a secret and everyone will know, or tell a false secret and find out who leaked it;
6. Only have a stray dog, always take it for a walk… it is by observing the dog that you know the owner;
7. Always have an uncle to do the dirty work, never ask him for details;
8. Listen to people, they need attention, even if you later forget what they said;
9. There is always an enemy by our side and it is always the one you least expect;
10. When escaping, always have sunglasses. Never wear white shoes at the scene of a crime.
* Sérgio Ripardo is a journalist and author of "Guia GLS SP" (Publifolha). Talk to him: http://sergio.ripardo.blog.uol.com.br.
