I never felt good about the way I looked. [Now I'm fatter than an old pig] Before I even started traveling around the gay world, I already had serious complexes. Have you ever imagined the head of an 18-year-old boy who had never kissed?
FLASHBACK: Once I was at my grandfather's place [I was around 12 years old] and between one game and another, my uncle Roger appeared. [He was shirtless, showing his irresistible hairy chest] Next to him was a short, fat girl with a yellow smile. He brought the girl close to me and instigated her.
– Kiss, if you’re a man!
Then I kissed her with my eyes closed while my uncle laughed and laughed. [Can you say that was a kiss?]
FACT: When your relatives suspect or discover your sexuality, they start to find pretexts to "make you become a man". Most of the time, you let yourself be carried away to continue with the privileges of a heterosexual or simply to hide your sexuality.
Can you believe that my parents paid for plastic surgery in an attempt, now frustrated, to make me give up the idea of being gay? [Now it looks like they're going to send me to New York to stop me from writing on this blog]
FLASHBACK 2: My mother took me to a psychologist and he said I was a very sad young man. [She figured my sadness was caused by my big, crooked nose or the difference in size of my eyes]
– Son, do you want to look more beautiful?
- Yes.
- I knew! Choose where you want to have plastic surgery, I would do it on the nose. Believe me… you will still find a very special girl to marry and have children with.
[Perhaps, win Léo's heart once and for all] I decided to accept the proposal.
HALLUCINATION: When I was little, I always heard my father tell the Joao Shit joke to everyone who came to the house. The boy received permission to change his name and changed it to José Bosta. [Maybe I did the plastic surgery in the wrong place]
As soon as I opened my eyes, [I admit, I had hoped to die on the operating table] I wiped my hand over my face and sent a message to Léo.
"I'LL MEET YOU IN 3 MONTHS, YOU'LL GET A BIG SURPRISE."
[You already know the end of the story] I discovered that I would need a few more plastic surgeries [Now I also need a lot of gymnastics] to be able to date someone.
