I know that at this moment you must be asking yourself, how did this queer get an invitation to the opening of the Mix Brasil Festival? You cannot doubt my art of creating drama. [I learned from my mother]
In fact, if she's reading this she'll probably say so.
-Son, I don't do drama, it's my way. I can't accept that you're gay. I'm the unhappiest person on the planet. Then she will slam the bedroom door and cry nonstop until dawn.
But don't think it was easy to get an invitation. For that, I made a big deal of it at Cinesesc's door. I was almost blocked, I begged for an invitation and finally, I used my secret weapon. [Okay, I'll tell you what that weapon is] I left the house wearing a provocative outfit in the style of I'm-a-shaved-grape-loved-me-with-your-feet. With a purple blouse and black and purple shoes.
[Yes, I shaved my legs] I confess, I was hoping to meet some hot actor along the way. João Gabriel was there, handsome, blonde [Google it and you'll find out who he is]. But, I didn't see him look at me. In fact, luckily I didn't see it all happen and ended up in the infirmary.
But, let's get to the point, I had gone there because of the film 'From beginning to end' so I need to talk about it… I ended up discovering that it is so cute, beautiful, perfect that it loses its charm a little. [I confess, this is envy] Can anyone take a guess as to my happy ending? The only quasi-relationship I've had with a [huge] family member ended with my cousin rolling over and sleeping.
I know that right now you are asking me to gain 100kg and die. But, know that yesterday, once again, I hadn't eaten anything [I still feel bloated, you know?]
– Son, that’s Coca-Cola. [Mom, I can't sleep, did you forget?]
HALLUCINATION: After the eighth glass of champagne, I went to the bathroom, a bit dizzy, and found a tall, fit black man. He took me to his apartment and… [I think I saw Jaime pass by]
I better go say hello.
Kiss call me!
BEHIND THE SCENES OF MIX BRAZIL: Mister Gay São Paulo [black, tall, hot] talking to a boy or was it a girl? Low (a) in purple [I]. The editor in chief of this site in the bathroom [let me know when he comes back]. Boy in purple going to The Week in the car of the director of Festival Mix Brasil, André Fischer [It wasn't an hallucination]. Rich, famous queers and postgraduates getting drunk and feeling like Gisele Bündchen on the empty TW dance floor. Rich, famous and post-graduate queers making out in the open-air bathroom at TW [Babado]. Júlia Lemertz banging her hair. Kisses, lots of kisses between Jaime [the filmmaker] and the boy in purple. [Can someone tell me why I did this?]
FLASHBACK: Once I went out with Jaime and asked him to hold my hand. He said he didn't really like this business of exposing himself in public. [Things change]
Your comment:
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WRITE. I AM YOUR FAN REGARDLESS OF HOW YOU ACT, EVEN BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOU PERSONALLY. SEND ME A KISS AND A HUG, THE NEXT TIME YOU TYPE ON THE BLOG OF YOUR SUFFERING LIFE... VITOR PAULO
Hello Vitor.
Thank you for reading my blog [you wasted your precious time] If you want to continue following my life, comment more often. As you asked, kisses on the cheek and a tight hug. I just hope next time you don't make me a sexual invitation. [Do it for the love of God]
I can't believe your parents still try to turn you straight =P Hilarious! And worse, I can't believe you cut kblo =O Years and years spent on kblo to make it fashionable, in a few minutes, all thrown away. At least in NY, your parents won't be able to control you... Exaggerate the Coraçaum glitter. Sijooooooga… Kisses! – Lipe
Hi Lipe.
You speak as if you've known me for decades. You didn't change the balls and your name is Léo? [I used to call you my heart...] If it's some bad joke, know that it didn't affect me.
