In the last few weeks I've been leaving the ghetto and mixing with heterosexuals at their events, I went to a cousin's wedding and then the Skol Sensation party.
Those who live too much in the ghetto are often shocked by the difference in behavior and the tacky way of living of heterosexuals. There are so many differences.
I really enjoyed both events, it was good to see family again and see my cousin's happiness, and it was good to dance there in the mega structure and, especially, Skol Sensation's music.
Skol tries to link beer to electronic music, but everyone knows that it really goes with samba and pagode. Electronic music goes well with vodka, energy drinks and other things. People at the festival seem out of place, they dance as if they were having a seizure or receiving spirits and are still able to put their fingers up, just like those old carnival dances.
On the bus that takes us to the cabin, we had to listen to those stupid heterosexual jokes, they are 30 years old, but they look like they are 15, and they talk so much nonsense and only they laugh, the women seem desperate for men. And they still keep saying "I scored five guys". No false moralism, but what does an idiot like that gain from kissing five guys in one hour? If she had still done something else… she only ran the risk of getting herpes.
Still on the bus, to ensure more chances of finding a male, two hot friends sat separately, so we sat on the bench and everyone shouted, "you did well", but they were guys aged 30 or over.
At the party, an incredible structure, but no vibe, a fair atmosphere. I looked and thought if they gave this structure to Almada or Zanardi to hold a gay party, it would be completely different. It would really catch fire. It's no wonder that hts and gays say that good parties are made by gays, that's why they crowd gay clubs.
The speech about a Catholic marriage is or should be uncomfortable for gays, the priest tries in every way to say that a valid marriage belongs to the man and the woman, only this one has love, and only this one is useful. At least in my cousin's one he ended with "I pronounce you husband and wife", and no longer with that "husband and wife", which puts women in an inferior position. And what's worse, he generalizes the world as Catholic, he completely disregards the fact that someone can have another religion, or like me, be an atheist. But of course, everything is worth it for the dream of a loved one.
Another difference in the gay environment is the aversion to formal clothes, heterosexuals tend to show off through ties, while gays prefer expensive clothes. A good example is that on a heterosexual cruise there is that tacky and boring night of the captain's gala night, and to have dinner in the main restaurant, you have to be all social. On a gay cruise, even on the most sophisticated ships in the world, everyone can dress however they prefer, even in the most sophisticated restaurants they can have dinner in a tank top and flip-flops.
This foray is not in vain, by the end of the year I will launch a product aimed at heterosexuals, I already have the name, domain, almost the logo and the entire project. But honestly, speaking in that language like a beer commercial or a panic show is really difficult for a gay person, I think it's ridiculous.
Maybe you are heterosexual and are feeling uncomfortable with these prejudices, I exaggerated and increased a lot of things on purpose to create these uncomfortable minutes for you, so you can understand how gays feel, but in our case it is a lifetime.
In my defense, I say that I'm not heterophobic, the idea was to exemplify what a gay man feels when someone criticizes his sexuality, and just like they say, I even have a heterosexual friend.
