You should congratulate me. After all, not everyone celebrates five years of singleness. To celebrate, my friends and I will gather at someone's house to eat and drink. Drink more than eat. Only singles are allowed at the party, of course! Of all the guests, I am the one who has been in this marital status for the longest time. This is purely by choice, of course. At least that's what I try to believe.
At one time I believed that my ex's macumbeira was really good. After him, no one else won this little heart here. Today no more. It's just an option, remember. For the boys in the newsroom, the solution is to follow the tips from the magazine “Almanaque Astral”. Diego thinks that good old Santo Antônio solves my problem. But I can't imagine putting a Saint upside down with the intention of winning over someone. I'm too snobbish for that. But I promised that the “prayer” I will do tomorrow, on the day of the Holy Matchmaker. Another friend, who is also going to the dinner, planned to go, this Wednesday, to Osasco in Matriz de Santo Antônio. He's more desperate, it seems.
The end of the night will be at the A Lôca club, where the traffic light party takes place. I'm going with friends and I hope I don't spend the whole night alone. I'm going to order Rita's drinks. They always help.
Never appeal to Santo Antônio!
