Happy from Richarlyson. You will get rich for being called “gay”. Now, I'm going to change my profession. I'm going to be gay. That's right, from now on I'm going to live off lawsuits for moral damages. With 300 thousand reais in my account for every person who calls me gay, I will achieve my goal as a child: to become a millionaire before I turn 30 and be on the cover of Istoé Dinheiro. I think my mom will be proud of me for being gay. Finally.
Then, I thought that other homosexuals would also want to change professions. I did a basic calculation and I think that Brazil's solution is in the hands of gays. I explain. If every gay participant in the last São Paulo Parade sued someone for being called gay, 900 billion reais would be raised. Lula pays attention, there would be no more air crisis. Daslu would make a profit again with so many fagots buying. Yeah, queer, why can't gays. I don't want to lose my 300 thousand.
I was thinking about who to sue. I thought about Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, but I lost it. It would be very complicated due to issues of international jurisprudence. I am left with the national billionaires: Family Diniz, Constantino, Safra, Setúbal… Please, call me gay!
I'm even going to campaign. It will be called “I’m tired… of being gay”. I bet the judge will win the case. I'm going to invite Preta Gil to be godmother of the campaign. With luck, I'll get a note in Mônica Bergamo's column, from Folha de S. Paulo. One more process and another three hundred thousand in the account. One thing I know I won't do is think about asking for just one real in compensation as Rycharlyson considered. Since the process is supposed to be a million-dollar process. After all, I was called gay.
Now, I'm going to stop writing to go find my lawyer. Because I would have to write a lot of texts to earn all that money. It's easier to process. Richarlyson, you made me a great winner! Made me a millionaire. It cost!!!!
I’m just going to pray that no judge thinks that journalism is “a manly, manly thing, not a homosexual thing”.
